Tuesday, 5 June 2018

Loris Karius has a bad brain

Remember when Loris Karius let in two of the most embarrassing, dreadful goals you have ever seen broadcast on a television by a professional goalkeeper and ruined all of the hopes and dreams of Liverpool players, staff and fans forever? Well that's fine now cos apparently cos his brain wasn't working.

That's right sports fans, Loris Karius only let in that goal where he threw the ball directly off Benzema from a yard away, and only failed to put his hands in the way of a shot pumped straight at him because Sergio Ramos knocked him in the head.

Top scientists are now trying to make sure football changes rules to protect more players from head injuries. Their conclusions so far have been 'stop playing sport as a job' and other things that scientists would say because they're such nerds.