Friday, 8 June 2018

Jonny Evans is cheap now

Leicester have landed themselves a bargain by signing Jonny Evans for £3.5million just under a year after West Brom turned down bids of £20something million from Arsenal and the like, then got relegated. Well done lads.

Here's a picture of Evans in his true form, which is a strange two armed octopus, with one tentacle and one sword, designed for battle. That is all I have to say about Jonny Evans other than that he seems like a good lad. Stealing a taxi in a foreign country because you really want McDonalds is funny at the best of times, but doing so when you're not even pissed makes it much better. Can you imagine how bored he must have been for that to feel like a good idea?