Friday, 26 August 2016

Arsenal are really bad at transfers, now good

Only a few days ago Arsenal fans (teenagers on the internet) were absolutely furious with Ahsun Vengah for his lack of transfer activity. Now it looks like they're about to sign all the players they need! Hooray for internet justice.



Now you may recognise Shkodran Mustafi from such transfer rumours as 'Mustafi is going to Arsenal' and 'Mustafi isn't going to Arsenal' but now apparently the deal is back on. Valencia have accepted a £35m + bid for the defender but the fun doesn't end there! Spanish Jamie Vardy, Lucas Perez, is also on his way to North London for a fee of £17m or something like that.

Having never paid attention to Mustafi when I've seen him, I have no idea whether he's any good or not, but since he's costing £35m he must be! That's the secret to transfers - the more you pay for them, the better the player is.

By the way, if you want to bet on Arsenal never signing a player you can visit Mybettingsites.co.uk to use their interactive tool to filter the latest betting offers. 



The other day Thierry Henry, pictured above, was like 'I don't think players even want to come to Arsenal any more' but of course they don't. Why would you want to join the nerdiest boys club in the league? Imagine you walk into the canteen for lunch and Theo Walcott comes up and says 'I've done the most HILARIOUS prank!' and then Oxlade Chamberlain and Keiran Gibbs go 'OH Theo!!!' because he's tied their shoe laces together! Hahah aha ha aha a and then they go and read a book under the sun.

anyway thye've signed some players so please Arsenal fans, shut up. Just shut up. You are the absolute worst. No wonder Wenger hates you.