Tuesday, 28 June 2016

The return of Roy Keane (the cartoon)

Now that Roy Honson & Space Monkey have been binned from Euro 2016, it's time to focus on some other characters at the tournament. And then probably go back to Roy since he's funny. Here's a Roy:

Enjoy, everyone. Please. Or don't. There are only 2 weeks left of this tournament anyway.

Roy Hodgson's final England team talk

England lost to Iceland lol

Did you see it? It was embarrassing and hilarious. Like watching a team of drunk people try to break into their own house.



That is all.

Oh and tell your friends to subscribe to the YouTube. No idea how all these fucking teenagers have made millions shouting to a camera in their mum's house. 

Friday, 24 June 2016

Roy Hodgson reacts to Brexit: the cartoon

I cannot believe England voted themselves out of Europe, the United Kingdom and common sense but they did. Very successfully. Well done, everyone. Bravo. Here's Roy learning about Brexit.

I have no idea whether Daniel Sturridge is genuinely sad about Brexit, like most people under the age of 50, but without wanting to go into how hilariously ludicrous is that this referendum happened and then went in favour of Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson is beyond me. I'm no Tory basher, nor do I think everyone who voted leave is racist, but I do think they are all cunts.

Anyway enjoy my cartoon. If you weren't born in the UK perhaps it'll give you a laugh as you're being deported.

Here's a picture to go with it to help the Google spiders. I always wonder what the Google spiders look like and if they'd be friendly. Normally I don't like spiders but I get the feeling the Google ones would be alright. Plus, they already know what porn I like and how many things I have in my Amazon basket so we'd have some good chat.

Here's a Facebook embed for you. Pretty cool how all these things work really.

Tuesday, 21 June 2016

Roy Hodgson says England are doomed

Brave England were unfortunate not to finish top of their group, failing to beat the worst Russia side in existence and then drawing with Slovakia, which I'm not even sure where that is. After that game, Roy Hodgson said England are not doomed.

Oh England. Did you watch that Slovakia game? I left the house at 80 minutes, furious that I'd wasted that part of my life sat in front of a tv when I could have been in a pub or playing GTA V online. How dare they take that away from me.

In other news, I've been making loads of these cartoons.

I'm not sure anyone even likes them.

Tuesday, 14 June 2016

Funny football cartoon with Roy Hodgson & Space Monkey

Here's a football cartoon about Roy Hodgson, starring Roy Honson and his friend, Space Monkey. It's part of a series that I have somewhat ambitiously said I will release a new episode of every day. Guess how well that's working so far.

The clever amongst you will have noticed that the title of this blog post is slightly different from usual. You might say it's a title which in is designed to get the absolute most out of Google SEO, especially at a time when Emilia Clarke naked videos might be found online. Next you'll be telling me that Cristiano Ronaldo is better than Lionel Messi and get tickets to One Direction!

In the end though, what we all want is to find out what I pass as acceptable for a published video when only four days in the tournament, I have no ideas left. Hooray for creativity.