Here is the trailer for Jamie Vardy: The Movie (talk nonsense, achieve full penetration).
In this video you get to find out about all the amazing things that will happen in the actual movie when they make it, with some revelations about the starring cast. I can't wait to see it.
Now go and share it with your friends on Snapchat, since that is where the kids go these days. I have absolutely no idea how to use Snapchat.