Thursday, 5 May 2016

Cesc Fabregas wants to play with your balls

Cesc Fabregas is in trouble because Spurs players have accused of him starting a riot by slapping various players in the groin area, which is doctor code for your balls.


Cesc is alleged to have carried out the aggressive fondling as Spurs did a Hibs and conceded two goals to throw away their chances of winning the league and the game they had been winning in. When asked why he did the slapping, Cesc replied "I read in the Walkthrough Guide that that is the weakness" before smashing some pots, chasing some chickens around the village and then trying to solve the middle east peace problem in his own mind, which is only slightly more difficult than the water temple level on Ocarina of Time. Which is what I was referencing there.