Saturday, 23 April 2016

Roberto Martinez isn't very popular

Sexual loveman, Roberto Martinez, has had to put up with a lot of criticism this week after people realised he's actually really shit at being a football manager.

Everton were ripped apart in scenes not unlike the casting couch, as Liverpool asked simple questions and their defence responded by being banged all over a leather chair and not really enjoying it. Still, at the end at least they got paid. And that's the greatest gift of all.