Sunday, 3 April 2016

Dr Bonar is totally dope

A London based doctor called Dr Bonar has been exposed by The Times as having allegedly supplied Performance Enhancing Drugs to various unnamed Premier League footballers from Arsenal, Chelsea, Leicester and Birmingham.


Noone has actually being named as having been supplied the drugs but if I had to make an educated guess I'd say that judging by their persona, Chelsea players were given a ton of gak, Arsenal some sort of bone weakener and Birmingham were fed fucking elephant tranquillisers. Utterly shite.

This guy looks like he grabs girl's asses in nightclubs then orders a vodka and coke for him and his mate, who is always a really short guy who makes you feel weird when your mate introduces you to him. He usually likes cars and you're never sure what his actual job is. What is the point of vodka and coke? Get a real drink you cunts.

Also his name is Dr Bonar.