Saturday, 23 April 2016

Celtic thank Aberdeen for giving up

Ronny Deila yesterday offered his thanks to all the Aberdeen players and staff who made his dream of winning the Scottish Premiership without even really trying possible - again - by losing to St Johnstone.

Just days after announcing that he would be leaving Celtic at the end of the season, Ronny was delighted Aberdeen gave up their last hopes of winning the title by conceding three goals against St Johnstone.

In a statement he said:
I'd like to thank all the aberdeen staff who made this league campaign so easy. I didn't have to put in any effort, was paid a boatload of cash and can now leave this cold, shitty country to live in one where the culture doesnt revolve around greggs and wetherspoons.
Aberdeen players were unavailable for comment on Friday night saying 'we need to get this bus back to town asap or the queue at Exodus will be too long to get in'.