Monday, 7 December 2015

Alex Ferguson is concerned about Jurgen Klopp

Ex-St Mirren manager Sir Alex Ferguson has expressed his concerns that Jurgen Klopp might actually be quite good at managing football teams and the effect this might have at Liverpool, a town that Alex Ferguson hates.

According to, Ferguson said:
"He’s going to make a difference at that club with his personality, drive and knowledge. Things are looking up there."
He actually said more than that but the rest didn't have anything particularly interesting in it. Liverpool fans will be excited by this news because the last time a socialist working man's club really got behind an enigmatic leader from Germany something something world war two something something premier league. 

A stupid email I received

Being the hugely successful football man that I am, I get quite a lot of spam email from betting companies and youtube channels owned by giant TV companies pretending to be youtube channels. Usually they want me to make them a video for free, or if they are really generous, very little money, but a few weeks ago I received this.

Now I don't know who Beka Jgarkava is but I will open any email that has an attachment. A bit like how I'll open absolutely any actual mail that is sent to my house with someone else's name on it. Someone I don't live with, I mean.

Anyway. The first point of contention within this particular email, is Beka's opening line. Beka, who I assume is female (as in Rebecca) wishes to purchase my blog The False 9. As you will be aware, dear reader, I do not own The False 9, nor read it, and as such cannot sell it to anyone - including Foreign Rebecca.

Foreign Rebecca's English isn't perfect, but I don't speak any other languages well enough to construct an email like this and so can't really slag her off. The rest of the email is just blah blah blah can I discuss the site blah blah blah.


What the hell is this? How is Holidays in United Kingdom me? As of yet I have not received a marriage proposal but I look forward to getting it later, provided that Foreign Rebecca is hot. So yeh I've kinda forgotten where I was going with this and it's not actually funny but here's what I sent back.

I thought £7k seemed like a reasonable price. No reply. That's it.