In this, the latest of my creations for The Telegraph, I do a bad impression of Sam Allardyce and then dress him up as a woman because that gives me an excuse to the posh lady voice I like doing.
I'm not going to describe what happens in the video to you because you're not stupid, are quite capable of watching it yourself and this is not the Daily Mirror. And if it were the Daily Mirror I'd have to spell some of these words incorrectly and make sure my grammar is even worse than Jack's. Remember Jack? He used to do FitbaThatba. Those were the days.
Anyway the Daily Mirror is shit.