Thursday, 19 March 2015

Harry Kane is in the England squad

Harry Kane has been called up to the England squad and I, for one, am truly shocked.

Even though he looks like he sleeps underneath a bridge, Spurs' youngster has had a very good season, propelling him to stardom and artificially increasing expectations of what he can do. An average/good Premier League forward on a good run of form, were Kane to try and bundle his way through an international defence - let's say Italy - it will very quickly become apparent that form is temporary and Harry Kane is bang average.

I would love to be proven wrong, but also I would not. Also I would like it if England lost all of their games. Sometimes I worry that I'm too impartial.