Wednesday, 1 October 2014

Arsene Wenger is immortal

Arsene Wenger has been in charge of Arsenal for 18 years now, which means he can now legally take it to the pub and it can stop drinking Miller at teenage parties, gamble and legally watch porn.

Recently Wenger revealed that his biggest regret in his career was not signing Cristiano Ronaldo, which is nice because most normal people have different regrets in their career. These tend to include things like accidentally hitting 'Reply All' on an email chain, having to work at that place at all and getting a handjob from the cleaner at the Christmas party. I'm pretty sure he was a cleaner anyway.