Wednesday, 17 September 2014

Pep Guardiola says what happened to Man United is bad

Pep Guardiola has been busy assembling a cheat Bayern Munich team by doing what Celtic and Rangers did in the 90s and buying all the best players from their rivals but sees great danger in the way Man United have adopted a new policy of buying players that they need.

The former Barcelona manager said that United's fall from grace following the teleportation of Alex Ferguson to another dimension should be seen as a warning to all other giant clubs. Then he said:
"They don't have enough money, I am sorry,"
This is after someone asked whether Van Gaal tried to sign any Bayern Munich players like Thomas Muller and not why he doesn't wank off tramps in bus shelters anymore. So at no point did he actually say that United were poor like some papers seem to be saying, he was just saying that his players are really good or something like that. To be honest I don't really care, I just thought I should write something about it.