Thursday, 10 July 2014

Ron Vlaar actually scored that penalty

You may recall that recently Ron Vlaar missed a penalty and I know what you're thinking: "Ron Vlaar" and yes, you're right. Ron Vlaar. But he actually scored that penalty.


If you click on this picture above you will discover a shocking truth. That truth is that Ron Vlaar was allowed to take a penalty in a World Cup semi-final. The other truth is that his penalty was saved but then rolled into the goal which should mean that it counts. Let's investigate more:



As we can see, the ball rebounds off the arms of Romero and back into the middle of the penalty box, but with lots of spin. Like Alistair Campbell.

POLITICS HAHAH AH AH AH A HA A AHAH A AH AA

But then the ball goes into the goal. The crucial point we must consider is whether the ball spins off Ron Weasley's shoulder


I think it does. This whole thing is bollocks. Sorry. I am ashamed of myself. I have ashamed my country. The only way out... is suicide