Thursday, 10 July 2014

Arsenal sign a man

Arsenal Football Club have signed Alexis Sanchez for £20 from Barcelona. What a bargain, I thought he would cost several millions.

According to The Sun, which is a newspaper that builders and poor people read, The Gunners (c) have signed Alexis Sanchez for £33million and he will therefore play for The Gunners (c) next season. This is a good signing for them because Mesut Ozil now has someone to pass to that isn't Oliver Giroud or Theo Walcott, who is injured. Or maybe Alex Oxlade Chamberlain. According to one of those Twitter people that I hate:
That's made up, however. I don't know how any of those 'transfer rumours OH MY GOD SHOCKING NEWS' Twitter accounts get their shocking news, and I have absolutely no clue as to how many things they get right. What I do know is that I'm not sure why I still follow them on Twitter. I'm also not sure if I should buy a hat