Thursday, 5 June 2014

Ronaldo might miss World Cup, might not

Cristiano Ronaldo is suffering from the terrible symptoms of TENDINOSIS

What the fuck is TENDINOSIS I hear you ask?  I don't knoooooooooowwwwww * A wild wikipedia appeared*

Tendinosis is:
Tendinosis, sometimes called chronic tendinitis, tendinosus, chronictendinopathy, or chronic tendon injury, is damage to a tendon at a cellular level
And Ronaldo has it.  DAMAGE AT A CELLULAR LEVEL.  He's evolving.  Become more and more sentient as each day goes by.  Soon... eventually.... he will turn into his true form


And he will score goals and fight for our truths.  Our truths and our rights to party dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

A World Cup without Ronaldo is one that I just can't bare to watch.  Bear to watch.  Bear Grylls?  Bear grills.  Grills?  Girls.  Grrrrrrr.  Bears

WILL HE LIVE THROUGH THE NIGHT?!  WILL HE LIVE THROUGH THE NIGHT!>!>!!!>!!?!?!!?>?!>!?!>?!>?!>?!>?!>!>?>?!>!?!>?!>?!>?!>!>!!>!>!>!>!>!>!>>!??????

tendinosis tendinosis TENDINOSIS tendonisis terrorist

and that's basically the line of thought I tend to have whenever I write one of those songs for the youtube