Wednesday, 28 May 2014

Yaya Toure is a jerk

Yaya Toure's agent came out with some bollocks about him not being given a birthday cake or a car for his birthday by Manchester City and now he says he would be honoured to join PSG.  It's almost as if this whole thing is about money


Toure starred for City last season, scoring over 900 goals as they won the space league, Premier League and Best Original Screenplay in one season.  That wasn't enough for Yaya Toure because trophies can't buy cars and mansions unless you melt them and make coins out of it, but he doesn't own the trophies himself and so must make do with "money".
“Given the goals of Paris, how could you not be interested in a club like that?” TourĂ© told France Football. “PSG have become one of the strongest teams in Europe. It would be a honour to one day play for a club like that. If I can be of service [then good].
“Given the magnificent season Manchester City have had, everyone talks about me and everything is open. My agent, Dimitry [Seluk], is hanging on the telephone and he knows what he has to do, I have complete confidence in him. Nobody knows what can happen tomorrow, my attention is on the World Cup and we will see afterwards.”
The goals of Paris as I understand them are to buy all of the best players they can, pay them more than they could ever need, pay no attention to financial fair play regulations and eventually win the Champions League so it can be melted down to make coins.  And why are they doing this? Because fuck you, that's why