Tuesday, 20 May 2014

Yaya Toure hates when you forget his birthday

According to Yaya Toure's agent, who's a real whizz when it comes to getting new contracts for his client, Yaya Toure is very upset with Manchester City.  One of the reasons is that they didn't say happy birthday to him.

According to the Guardian this is pretty much an annual thing now where this time every summer his agent comes out with some reason for Toure being deeply unhappy, with the only possible solution to this misery being to buy another yacht.  His agent said:
"Yaya is so upset he's thinking of leaving City. There are a number of things that have happened that have left Yaya feeling bitterly upset. He must concentrate on the World Cup now. But City have treated him with disrespect and have really hurt him."
"They don't know that money can't buy relationships – no Sheikh can buy a relationship. This isn't about money or a new contract – it's about human relationships and City have shown they don't respect him. I repeat, this is not about money. In fact, he would take less to return to Barcelona."
In reference to the birthday snub, Seluk said: "What happened at his birthday meant the club don't care about him. It was proof. They can say whatever they want, 'Oh we like him but we forgot'. 
I think we're all in agreement that this is a terrible tragedy and City should pay the ultimate price.  Forgetting a man's birthday is the worst kind of evil but when it's Yaya Toure you're basically opening the gates of hell.  Is that what you want?  Hmm?  To have the bad guys from Ghostbusters 2 out on the streets?  DON'T FORGET MY BIRTHDAY