Monday, 26 May 2014

Tom Ince wants to be like his Dad

Everyone tells me that Tom Ince is good, but everyone also told me I'd enjoy ski-ing and then Michael Schumacher almost died so I don't know what to believe anymore.  Where is that guy anyway?

Good old Tom is rumoured to maybe be moving to Inter Milan, or has maybe just said that he wants to move there because his Dad did too.  I haven't read the article yet.  Let's investigate!
Ince is out of contract at Blackpool this summer and a transfer abroad would earn the Championship side just £155,000 in compensation.
"I'm not an Inter player yet," he added. "But I'm very happy to be here two or three days in the meantime.
"Inter have a fantastic squad and Italy is a great country, where I have many fond memories."
What Tom is forgetting is that no-one watches Serie A anymore because James Richardson doesn't talk to himself outside ice cream shops every Sunday morning.  That man is amazing - I don't know a single person who doesn't regard him as some sort of God.  You could get him to present an Al Qaeda beheading video and it'd still be the best thing you'd seen on TV that day