Roy Hodgson is doing his best to get people in England excited by taking a bunch of kids and Rickie Lambert with him to Brazil, leaving out Ashley Cole and Michael Carrick in the process. Sad potatoes indeed.
The worst England squad predictors were the Panini sticker book guys, who thought Andros Townsend would make it even.
What a difference a few months makes! It feels like only yesterday that Townsend was hailed as England's hope - their saviour! A knight in shining armour, in a Spurs shirt. Now he's basically about as memorable as David Nugent or minidiscs