Tuesday, 27 May 2014

Suarez: Meniscus is the new metatarsal

Luis Suarez is facing a battle to be ready for the World Cup after having an operation on his meniscus, whatever the fuck that might be.

Suarez was transported from hospital dressed like ET

But unlike that loveable little alien, Suarez can't simply phone home to repair his shattered dreams or even his broken knee, which is actually where the meniscus is.  I knew all along!  Also unlike that little alien, if you find Suarez hiding in your shed at night you know that something has gone wrong as opposed to it being right if you find an alien because then you can shag it