St Johnstone won the Scottish cup this weekend, beating Dundee United 2-0 at Celtic Park. It would have been three but Stevie May had a goal ruled out. For punching the ball in. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO USE YOUR HANDS YOU TIT
Either way, Stevie May is a penis.
Oh and congratulations to St Johnstone. It's not only their first trophy ever - 130 years without one - but I think it was also like their very first major final too. I suspect their fans may have enjoyed it slightly. Also the game wasn't completely shit like the Aberdeen League Cup final. Did I tell you about that one yet? I'm sure I must have. We won by the way