Wednesday, 28 May 2014

Pochettino is the Spurs boss

Mauricio Pochettino has been appointed as the new Spurs manager and has been given a shiny five year contract.


As we all know, the translator is the real manager!  HA HA HAH AH AHA H.  According to various sources, Spurs have already begun searching for Pochettino's replacement.  Not really, but if they do get rid sometime next year expect David Moyes to come creeping in.

This won't happen of course because the now ex-Southampton boss, fleeing the club before they sell every single one of their good players and get relegated, has a five year contract.  A football managers contract. A contract which is as about as legally binding as the signs at the zoo that forbid you from shagging the animals.  Or feeding them.

Whichever it is, if you could Google 'ways to escape zoo security office' for me that would be a big help and if you could do it in the next like 25 seconds and let me know that'd be better