Thursday, 1 May 2014

Newcastle United release the most boring kit ever

Newcastle United are well on course to winning the 'make all your fans hate you award 2014' by losing games, selling all their good players and not trying but at least they have a terrible away kit now.

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It's sort of reminiscent of that awful kit Man United got rid of after one half against Southampton but even more boring.  I guess it's good to know that not even the kit makers at Newcastle can be arsed trying, let alone the players.  The way that club treats their fans now is the equivalent of buying your wife flowers from a petrol station for her birthday then when she looks all disappointed at you informing her she should be happy she's allowed to even live in my house since it's making cheating on her even more difficult than usual.