Monday, 5 May 2014

More footballers crying: Lewandowski & Ter Stegen

Because it's so sad to leave a club that you've played for for a few years, several good football players were crying like little girls this weekend as they said bye bye to some fans they probably spend most evenings trying to avoid.

Robert "I want more money" Lewandowski has left Borussia Dortmund where he is hugely important to join the all defeating Bayern Munich, where Pep Guardiola doesn't even really want him.  So now Bayern have even less chance of not winning everything next year.  Nice work guys, well done.  Really good job ruining the Bundesliga there.

Meanwhile, Ter Stegen, who is that guy you only know about because he's good in Football Manager, said a tearful goodbye to Borussia Monchengladbach.  He's going all the way to sunny Spain to play for Barcelona, who have been utterly ruined by Tata Martino.  They draw against Getafe, Messi doesn't score eight goals a game anymore and the football is boring.  I'd say that I don't think I've ever seen such a beautiful thing destroyed so quickly in my life, but I'd be lying because I'm pretty sure I'm close to completing internet porn.