At some point in the last few weeks Cristiano Ronaldo decided to pose naked on the front of Vogue with his girlfriend, Irina Shayk, in an issue of the magazine called 'the weirdest front cover ever of all time'
A couple of questions spring to mind: firstly, why? And secondly, why god why WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY? How come she's not naked? Why is he naked? I don't get it. Admittedly it's not as weird as this picture of Marlon Harewood
But then again I'm not sure anything is. I've heard that if you look in a mirror and say 'Marlon Harewood' three times he appears behind you in this exact pose. And before I told my Mum about it, the same was true of my Uncle