Sunday, 18 May 2014

Aaron Ramsey is the best man ever

Arsenal finally ended their nine year wait for a trophy yesterday by winning the FA cup!  Hooray!

Everyone loves Aaron Ramsey, there's not a person alive who doesn't.  I guess except for Hull fans, seeing as he scored the winner in extra-time to make the game 3-2

Hull started the game by scoring two goals in ten minutes, leaving Arsene Wenger reading the instructions to his jet pack just incase.  Fortunately, bad ass Santi Cazorla doesn't play by anyone's rules - even his own - and pinged a free kick in from 30 yards.  And by the way, it was fucking brilliant.

By this point I thought I might have cursed Arsenal by putting a fiver on them to win when the 2nd Hull goal went in, seeing as I truly am the worst betting person ever, of all time.  I might as well just send a fiver to bet 365 every week.  It's a bit like Netflix.  I'd be as well just paying Blockbuster a tenner a month to not rent me any movies.

Anyway, you'll have either watched the game or read about it on a real website by now, and I'll be honest, I'm trying to remember what happened but I was pretty shit faced, so there's no real point in me describing what happened.  I'm barely switched on now even and I've been awake for about 2 hours.  Anyway.

Wenger got covered in champagne and took off his shirt but everyone's like 'aw that's so cute Wenger got soaked', missing the Daily Mail potential headline of 'old French man gets naked with young men under his care'.  It's a good job some of us are switched on.  Speaking of the Daily Mail, they deserve an award for doing this the other day:

That is thumbnail selecting of champions.

So to summarise, I think I might be in love with Aaron Ramsey