Tuesday, 15 April 2014

White men (Ronaldo) can jump

Ronaldo's rather good at football and he's also built like an absolute machine.  You sometimes forget just how ridiculously better than you footballers are, so here's some normal people trying to get near to a Ronaldo header.

You'll be pleased to know that several similar experiments are also being held in that same building but my favourite is the John Terry simulator where you have to put on a full Chelsea kit as quickly as possible while someone shags your girlfriend in the changing rooms.

Also not shown are the Ched Evans and Michael Johnson challenges which involve raping and kebabs.  This is not to be confused with the 'Dundee on Tuesday Afternoon' simulator in the car park