The Sun has reported that OH MYGOD THERE ARE TWO SQUIRRELS IN MY GARDEN!!!!! they got away before I could get a picture. Hopefully I'll get one. Anyway someone punched Berahino. In the head!
Ha. Punch Baggies - it's a pun! Apparently Berahino's team mates were well pissed off because he is either shit or did something he wasn't supposed to, and they left him with a head wound. They took him to the hospital afterwards where he is now being examined under surgeon lights, as before that day the doctor in question had never seen a vagina walking upright before