Tuesday, 1 April 2014

West Brom players beat up Berahino

The Sun has reported that OH MYGOD THERE ARE TWO SQUIRRELS IN MY GARDEN!!!!! they got away before I could get a picture.  Hopefully I'll get one.  Anyway someone punched Berahino.  In the head!

Ha.  Punch Baggies - it's a pun!  Apparently Berahino's team mates were well pissed off because he is either shit or did something he wasn't supposed to, and they left him with a head wound.  They took him to the hospital afterwards where he is now being examined under surgeon lights, as before that day the doctor in question had never seen a vagina walking upright before