Monday, 14 April 2014

Stevie G is sad happy swoon

Steven Gerrard is a failure of a midfielder because he has never won the Premier League except now he's really close and is all crying and ting blud

The Liverpool captain gave a "rousing" speech to his troops after their 3-2 win over Man City and I have transcribed it below:
please don't fucking lose you useless cunts oh god why is sakho here why christ
The scousers currently sit top and I'd actually quite like it if they won the league since they still won't dominate English football for another hundred years, their style of play is really fun to watch and there isn't a human alive who doesn't love Kolo Toure.  He's like African Santa but more mental