Tuesday, 29 April 2014

Luis Suarez is Player of the year

Forgotten racist Luis Suarez bit someone on a football pitch 12 months ago but on Sunday night the PFA give him an award for being so awesome.  Congratulations!

This is already old news, which makes it olds, but Suarez won PFA player of the year, Hazard won young player and some other stuff probably happened too.

He was so pleased with himself that he recorded a little video with his wife later and thanked his teammates and kids for helping win it.  And then I realised that he's a year younger than me, has a hot wife, two kids, millions of pounds and a PFA award when I spent my sunday evening crying on the floor of my bedroom swiping through Tinder and eating Pringles.  Maybe one day he'll be as happy as me