Tuesday, 22 April 2014

Lionel Messi wants money

Lionel Messi has been linked with moves to Manchester City and Manchester United and Bayern and Real recently which I am shocked by because it's almost as if he wants more money and needs leverage.
Lionel Messi vs Shark vs Lion

The magical midget, as he's known to his friends, is in the midst of contract negotiations right now.  Club president Spanish Man said:
"He has made such an important contribution to this club and he will continue to do so. That's why we have no doubt that he will lead the future of the club. He is young, he is the best player in the world, and we believe in him."
It's so strange that he's being linked to all of those clubs at the same time he's asking for money.  This is like when your girlfriend tells you how much bigger your best friend's dong is and you have to give her money to make her not leave you.  I love her so much