Tuesday, 1 April 2014

England want Andy Carroll because he scored a goal

Andy Carroll headbutted a football in to Sunderland's goal last night and that is exactly the kind of subtle, delicate play Roy Hodgson is looking for in the World Cup, according to people.

The 'BIG MAN' is crucial to West Ham's survival hopes but it looks fairly certain they'll stay up now so now he can get on with listening to hair metal and going on Bebo.  I miss the days when Myspace was around and you could talk to girls on MSN messenger after school or whatever it was they were doing once I'd finished work.

That's a paedophile joke, in case you weren't sure