Monday, 7 April 2014

Eden Hazard is under the thumb

Eden Hazard says his future isn't really up to him as he is SECRETLY A ROBOT ARGHHGGHH oh no wait because his wife says so.


The Chelsea midfielder told Canal+ :
‘If my wife was to say: ‘Honey, I’d like you to go to PSG’, I would have to take it into account,’
What a sucker.  If he was a real man he'd tell that ho where to go.  He'd say "damn woman ain't no honky ass fly beeatch be all up in my grill tellin me where to be at damn paris fly sheeit" and that is why I don't have a girlfriend.