Tuesday, 15 April 2014

Aston Villa suspend people I've never heard of

BREAKING NEWS!  That club no-one supports has suspended some people you haven't heard of *cue news music*

Ian Culverhouse and Gary Karsa have both been 'suspended pending an internal investigation' according to the BBC but nobody knows why.  Some guy and Shay Given have been promoted to take over their roles temporarily and that's all I know about the story.  I've never met anyone who supports Aston Villa and on a list of 'things people care about' I think they're somewhere between half used batteries and butternut squashes.  Why does everyone seem to have one of those things in their house