Wednesday, 26 March 2014

Man United aren't very good anymore

Manchester United got absolutely humped tonight bUT OH MY GOD CHRIS MARTIN AND THAT PALTROW ONE GOT SPLIT UP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Anthony from Blue on f365.com
There was a lot of build up for the Manchester derby and thankfully the United side decided to give up within about 50 seconds of the kick off, allowing Edin Dzeko to score and setting the standard for the rest of the game.  I genuinely thought Tom Cleverley was one of United's best players in the first half - I promise I'm not joking - and he was hauled off for the second, replaced by Shinji Kagawa who came on to play in the exact same part of the pitch as Wayne Rooney and Juan Mata like to.

Speaking of Mata, the recruitment at United has been shambolic.  Fellaini signed for £4million more than he should have and is fucking useless.  He can't pass, he elbows people in the face and as Paul Scholes (paraphrased) said on Sky Sports "you'd expect more goals for the money".

United are now 15 points behind City, had to employ security guards to stop people ripping down 'The Chosen One' banner from the stands, and Tom Cleverley was their best players for almost 45 mintues.  To Alex Ferguson, that is the real life equivalent of me going home for the weekend to introduce my Dad to the mixed race homosexual man I intend to shag that evening.