Wednesday, 5 March 2014

Drunk Romanian groundsman is drunk

MEANWHILE, IN ROMANIA


Behold!  These photos were uploaded to Facebook by by Livian Hotico but I stole them from 101 Great Goals because I wanted to share.  Basically some guy in Romania who paints the lines went to the pub first



I can relate to this guy.  Most jobs and people are boring so the only way to make them better is by drinking.  In fact most things in life are more fun while pissed - working in a bar, driving, biscuit factories.  Think of any normal situation and then imagine being shit faced during it.  It's better.  Some people tell me that those are the words of an alcoholic but I only drink to prevent myself from having feelings and to repress painful memories, it's not like I don't have a choice.  Nice try, Mr Scientist