Thursday, 27 March 2014

Celtic win the league

Celtic won the league yesterday and were very excited because that is their third time in a row.

With a wage bill of only about 6 times that of their nearest competitor, Celtic successfully won the 'easiest trophy in the world to win ever of all time' by beating Partick Thistle 5-1.  Goals from 'that guy' and 'over paid' helped Lennon to his only silverware this year, having overseen the mighty Celts get binned out of the Scottish League Cup by fucking Greenock Morton, and then in the Scottish Cup by Aberdeen.

The only way I can put this mighty achievement into context is by telling a similar story, like the time I also danced in the streets through the night after winning a twix from a vending machine