Wednesday, 26 March 2014

BAYERN WIN THE LEAGUE

Bayern Munich won the Bundesliga tonight and celebrated even though it was about as difficult as winning a twix from a vending machine that only sells twixes.


Bastian Schweinsteiger's wife (HOLY SHIT I SPELT HIS NAME RIGHT FIRST TIME!) was celebrating, just look at that pair!

of bewbs


har har har

But seriously, forks, Bayern walked their way to victory, dispatching Hertha Berlin 2-0 or maybe 3-0 - no one cares.  No one cares at all, it's just a given they'll win.  They have the best team on FIFA, the best manager in the world and everyone else in the same league is shit or injured.  It's like Celtic except instead of Samaras they have Ribery and people actually watch.  I know people will argue that Bayern have built that team over several years and it just so happens that every other club could have done the same but didn't, but you have to remember that people are sheep.

People will support whoever is winning, people will listen to whatever is on the radio and assume that it is good, people will eat McDonalds until another form of media tells them it might not be good.  Stop glory hunting and support the team from the place you feel at home before you ruin all the rest of the leagues in the world, demanding that the world gives you something just because you decided you wanted it one day.

*punchline*