Tuesday, 4 March 2014

Arsenal have a bargain FOR YOU!

Arsenal may be about to implode and finish fourth and with no trophies but at least they're still being super generous to fans.

Why for only £750 you, YES YOU, can be the proud owner of an Arsenal shirt that Mesut Ozil has squiggled some pen over on his way back from the training ground while he avoids looking at any newspaper headlines incase it makes him cry.

I haven't seen a deal this good since that time a prostitute gave me head in a back alley for free but then it later turned out that it wasn't a prostitute at all.  It was just some guy.  I've been had!