Alan Pardew headbutted someone

It was a normal day for Alan Pardew on Saturday as he headbutted a Hull player during the game.  You may have heard about this, but he's in trouble for it apparently.  boooo to you nae sayers, always stopping anyone having fun

Pardew's reason for assaulting David Meyler was:

it wasn't a head butt, I was pushing him away with my head

Seems legit to me.  Pardew now has to attend anger management sessions, has been ridiculed in the press for days and will miss about 10 games with a full stadium ban but worst of all is that Alan Shearer is trying to talk down to him.  That's like being given life advice by an arrogant potato, or even worse, Alan Shearer.