Tuesday, 18 February 2014

Fulham are mental

*BONG* Ray Wilkins found safe and well at training ground in Peru following psychotic Fulham meltdown *BONG*

Not really, it's a coach in Peru helping train some players in giant red pants.  Or a nappy.  Regardless, Fulham have replaced Rene Meulensteen, Alan Curbishley and Ray Wilkins with a guy called Felix Magath, or at least that's what most of the papers think has happened because Fulham haven't actually confirmed anything.

Wilkins still thought he had a job on Saturday, no-one really knows what Curbishley's been doing and Meulensteen was just starting to get a chance to play a team that didn't have an average age of 52.  Felix Magath used to manage Bayern Munich apparently and is well known for 'demanding unparalleled physical fitness' from his players.  That should be fun for Damien Duff.  Until last week that meant getting out of bed sober