Monday, 27 January 2014

Wayne Rooney is important

Wayne Rooney is apparently ready to consider a contract offer of £300,000 a week from Manchester United after they told him he would be kept up to date with transfer secrets.


Rooney was presented with this gift by manager David Moyes as he sat in his tree house reading Secret Seven books, pretending that the first 4/5ths of any Enid Blyton book isn't totally boring.