Friday, 17 January 2014

Southampton are MELTDOWN

Southampton are in code red right now because a man called Nicola has left the building.  A MAN CALLED NICOLA WHAT WORLD IS THIS ARGHGHHGHG

The last time anyone called Nicola caused this much confusion was when I first saw Girls Aloud and tried to work out which order I'd bang them in.  While I eventually decided that I would just take them in whatever order they chose, MR Nicola Cortese has left Southampton for some boring reasons and a fat mess has taken charge of the club instead.  Pochettino says he's going to stay put even though he's basically in love with the guy.  When asked whether he had any remorse for his heinous crimes, he simply said 'I will kill again'