Friday, 24 January 2014

J-Lo and a midget skin head have made the world cup song

Jennifer Lopez, her gigantic ass and a well dressed American version of a football hooligan have 'penned' a world cup song.  I've not even heard it yet and already my brain is trying to escape


This lovely photo clearly shows Hughie from Fun Lovin Criminals and a girl holding the new World Cup ball, which I have and it's quite nice.  I've also got some sample lyrics from the song, entitled "we are one"
put your hands in my pants.  don't worry baby i'm getting that checked out tomorrow
I'm not sure if that's made it in the final cut but if it hasn't, then it just proves that sending suggestion letters to FIFA is a real waste of my time