Friday, 24 January 2014

Hulk is at Luton Airport, going to... Chelsea

The credible Hulk, as he is known to his friends, has posted an image of him on an aeroplane with a fellow Zenit player and I have decided this means he is moving to Chelsea.  That's how transfer rumours work, sorry to ruin the magic

Offthepost spotted this so blame them but they've also deduced that the fact he was seen at Luton airport almost certainly means that he's getting a connected flight back to communist land, or as it's more commonly known Russia land.  He was just on a wee trip to Portugal because he's from there.  But he's Brazilian.  I'm so confused right now.  Has he signed for Chelsea yet?  I'm sure I read that somewhere