Tuesday, 21 January 2014

Anderson has gone to Italy

Manchester United's Anderson has completed his move to Fiorentina on loan after successfully passing a medical

The Brazilian hasn't featured much in David Moyes' hilarious plans so far this season and as the Scotsman attempts to salvage the remainders of my favourite season ever, he has deemed the midfielder surplus to requirements.  I don't think Anderson really cares

As we all know, Italian football has been pointless since James Richardson stopped talking to himself outside random cafes and because Rui Costa and Gabriel Batistuta have both been dead or something for at least 20 years, no-one knows who plays for Fiorentina anymore.  Anderson has changed that because now I know that Anderson plays for them.  I also know that he loves pies and is shit