Thursday, 26 December 2013

Captain Exciting joins Fulham

The most exciting man in the world, Alan Curbishley, has been appointed Fulham's first team technical director.  I have no idea either


The former Charlton man 'joins forces' with coach Rene Meulensteen to try and turn around Fulham's season after Martin Jol spent the last few months trying to get fired, like a less risque version of Mr Garrison's sexual harassment claim attempts.  With their combined force it is hoped that opposition teams will fall asleep as though playing against Jigglypuff.

As for being a technical director, I suspect the most technical thing Alan Curbishley has done in the last few years is type 'google' into the google search bar on his ipad you fucking idiots stop doing that