Thursday, 14 November 2013

Mexico is a Disney movie

Mexico battered New Zealand 5-1 in the first leg of their World Cup Qualifying Play-off, and while all of the players were celebrating their mighty victory, some guy took the 'reformed Disney villain who realises that his evil ways were wrong all along" role.

Hugo Sanchez, who could either be a Mexican drug lord or someone who used to coach them depending on how racist you feel, said this about the game:
"We beat a team that is no more than a group of buddies who were rejected because they couldn't play rugby in New Zealand well and they had no choice but to switch to soccer."
I equate this to when that Albino Hitler Youth Wizard decided that his Dad was a real jerk and so he gave Harry Potter a hand job on the Hogwart's Express.  I haven't actually read the last book but I'm fairly confident that's how it ends